daughterofsmokeandbonetrilogy:

This is the first line you’ll read in Daughter of Smoke & Boneand you won’t stop until you get to the last.

From National Book Award Finalist Laini Taylor comes the New York Times bestselling trilogy about forbidden love, an ancient and epic battle, and hope for a world remade. 

Entertainment Weekly says it’s “thrillingly fresh and new,” and Wired calls it “the next Next Big Thing”, but start reading and see for yourself: Amazon | B&N | Indiebound


cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.


blazefoxette:

This is my favourite part of being a bird momma :’)


dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis


champagnewithpapi:

Drake has taken his dancing to a whole new level


piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me


poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.


maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”


Me and my gf
Me: babe you know I don't like it when you smoke
Her: that me metaphor

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch